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July 24th, 2008
plinko
 | 10:26 am - Boredom Looks Like Google Image Search. Results 1 - 20 of about 108,000 for giant octopus jesus.
Results 1 - 20 of about 122,000 for nobody loves raymond.
Results 1 - 20 of about 341,000 for clubbing baby seals.
Results 1 - 20 of about 365,000 for special god butter.
Results 1 - 18 of 18 for licking thermite romance.
Results 1 - 20 of about 349 for balanced diet fatso.
Results 1 - 20 of about 21,100 for monkeys flinging poo.
Results 1 - 20 of about 6,500 for dessicated corpse love.
Results 1 - 20 of about 19,400 for butt nugget candy.
Results 1 - 20 of about 23,500,000 for kill me now.
Results 1 - 20 of about 6,030 for revolutionary hotdog enhancement.
Results 1 - 20 of about 42,600 for surviving moral apocalypse.
Results 1 - 20 of about 48,600 for foot fetish santa.
Results 1 - 20 of about 3,010 for whale slobber pie.
Results 1 - 20 of about 21,000 for lemurs can't dance.
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pasdeschiens
| 12:07 am - *tweet*
(thanks, LoudTwitter)
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bitsofmymind
 | 02:27 am - Old School Song Of The Day
LULZ Current Mood: sleepy
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bitsofmymind
 | 02:24 am - Question Of The Day What's your favorite love song? Current Mood: sleepy
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bitsofmymind
 | 01:27 am I was tagged by pretzelcoatl and kizery, so I guess that means I need to do this. :)
1. What are your reasons for having an LJ? My closest friends ar eLJ users, and LJ has become a HUGE part of my life. It is my outlet and it helps keep me sane. And it's good for the lulz. 2. What do you do before bedtime? Pray, brush my teeth, masturbate, put on pjs, put the kittes in bed with me, watch DVDs until I pass out.
Did I just use the words masturbate and pray in the same sentence? I'm going to hell.
3. Last book you read, and did you like it? I just finished Jack Kerouac's On The Road for the 10th time, and I love it as much as the first time I read it.
4. What is the city of your dreams and why? New Orleans, because some of the best times in my life happened there.
5. Are you an introvert or extrovert? Extrovert
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone? Being loved
7. Do you trust easily? Not anymore
8. If you could have one superpower, what would it be? X-Ray vision, so I can look at dongs all day.
9. Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days? My mom, my financial situation, my heath, loneliness
10. What is your best quality? I have a big heart.
11. Is being tagged fun? I guess.
12. How do you see yourself? Way different than everyone else sees me, obviously.
13. Who are currently the most important people to you? Mason
14. What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is? They are both amazingly wonderful people who I have much love for.
15. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor? Money. Money is good. I am poor.
16. How many children do you want to have, if any? Just the one.
17. What's better, to give or to receive? Giving
18. If you could go back in time and change one thing about your life, what would it be? I would never have used all of the drugs that I did or fucked most of the guys that I did.
19. What would you do if you (or your girlfriend) became pregnant unexpectedly? I would keep the baby and try to be the best mom that I could be. I don't agree with abortion personally and I don't think I could carry a child and give it up for adoption. It would be too hard.
20. What is your biggest fear? Being alone.
I'm not tagging people...do it if you'd like I say that I tagged you. :) Current Mood: tired
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askthekinksters [helfyrtwylite29]
 | 12:13 am - Healthy Masochism instead of Unhealthy Habits? ...okay. I'm a masochist. I enjoy pain in the bedroom, yaday yada...anyway the issue right now (to pick one) is not really bedroom-related. At least tno directly. My bf and I had gotten into a fight pretty bad. Actually the worst I think we've had, ever. Afterward, I was sleeping alone and while trying to fall asleep all the frustration, tension, rage and pain all sort of came to the surface and I ended up crying, silently screaming and clawing myself. The next day, he spotted nail marks on the backs of my arms I didn't even know were there and I told him what happened. I don't blame him for my actions at all, but he blames himself. I'm kinda sorry I told him, but I wanted to be honest. As I said, I do not blame him for the way I acted/reacted and I did not do it to intentionally make him feel guilty or anything.
I guess what I did (hurting myself like that) isn't really healthy and I hadn't done so in a long, long time, even before I really got into SM. But I recognize that I purposefully channelled this tendency of mine into SM, with the intention of transfroming something potentially harmful and unhealthy into a more healthy form of sexual expression. So...is it actually healthier, or am I just fooling myself and need to express/control my anger better? Also, I'm not into SM just because of this, but I did start getting into it when I was more frustrated with things in my life. Now, I think its more because I just enjoy it. Current Location: home Current Mood: contemplative Current Music: violin-rock music
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July 23rd, 2008
safti
 | 11:08 pm In an effort to express something other than a Black Cloud on a friend's flist, a quote from a recent IM conversation:
Me: "I mean, I have my moments, but....look, I had a day off that involved cheese buns, sex, new furniture, Fight Club, and being cooked for. It's really hard to complain right now."
And it's very, very true. I am a damnably lucky girl. And I have a full-length mirror from Ikea now, an item I have wanted since elementary school, no lie. My apartment is now as complete as it will get, given that Russ and I are thinking that moving next year wouldn't be a bad plan.
Oh, and lest anyone think my life is ALL sunshine and roses, I cut through my fingernail on my left index finger slicing bread, which will probably be a problem once the skin underneath heals and the nail decides it wants to fall off. But it's just a wound. Not like I needed stitches, which I would frankly probably only not be enthusiastic about because I have to work at 9 AM tomorrow and I'd not get my stitches before 1 AM if I went in now. Current Mood: content Current Music: The Dresden Dolls - Half Jack
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orange_tictac
 | 10:26 pm - New York - Day #5 Another fun day at the ballpark. We won 5-1, and Mo came in for the final out. I was telling Matt around the 7th inning that I was sad we didn't get to see him. But then in the 9th, one run came in and there was runners on 1st and 3rd so just to be safe, Mariano came in to get the last out. Very awesome. We came early and watched batting practice. It was cloudy, so it wasn't terribly hot but we still managed to avoid the rain. After the game we went down to Times Square for pizza (the restaurant recommended to us by the locals who we chatted with at the game yesterday) It was really good. Besides that we just wandered around Times Square a while then came back to the hotel to relax. Tomorrow we've got a day game at Shae stadium and then, depending on the weather, maybe we'll check out more of central park. Not much else planned.
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wilwheaton
| 08:42 pm - i'm off to nerd prom
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/wwdn/~3/344107344/im-off-to-nerd.html It's so weird to have this great week working on Criminal Minds that I can't talk about in any detail until October. I have no mouth, and I must scream, you could say. How about I just give up one little non-spoilery thing, and nobody tells on me, okay?
At the end of the shoot, I was thanking a lot of the people I worked with for making it such a great experience. Every single one of them told me that they wished I worked on the show every day. I guess the feeling was mutual.
So, yeah, that made me feel pretty good. If you get a chance to work on Criminal Minds, I highly recommend it.
Now, to business:
Tomorrow, I'm heading down to San Diego for an abbreviated stay at Comic-Con. Here's my schedule:
- On Thursday, I'll be on a panel called Star Trek Without a Blueprint: How books and comics keep expanding the boundaries of the Star Trek universe. We'll be talking about the future of Star Trek publishing in room 32AB from 4:00-5:00. I'll be on the panel with Andy Mangels (moderator and Star Trek author), Margaret Clark (executive editor, Pocket Books), Andy Schmidt (senior editor, IDW) and Star Trek authors Kevin Dilmore, Dave Mack, Scott Tipton, and Dayton Ward.
- The rest of the time, I'll be with my friend Rich Stevens at the Dumbrella booth, which is number 1335. MC Frontalot is going to be there, too, so if you're looking to fill that final square on Nerd Bingo, come and see us.
Oh. I guess it would be useful to know what I'm taking with me to sign and sell, wouldn't it?
In addition to some 8x10s from Star Trek and Stand By Me, I'll have copies of The Happiest Days of Our Lives , which I'm kind of hoping will sell out.
I'll have a few copies of Dancing Barefoot and Just A Geek. I'll also have a few copies of Volume 2 of the Star Trek Manga. I won't have any copies of Volume 3 of the Star Trek Manga, but it's just been released, so I'm sure you'll be able to pick up a copy somewhere. If you bring it to the booth, I'm happy to sign it for you.
Finally, I will have copies of this year's Chapbook, which is called Sunken Treasure. What's that, you say? You don't know what that is? You don't have time to click a link, you say? Well, my lazy friend, allow me to show you part of the author's note:
Every summer, I make one of these limited chapbooks and take them with me on the inevitable summer convention tour. In the past, I’ve pulled material from whatever I’m working on, as sort of a fall preview, but this year the book I’m working on is so top secret, I’d have to print the chapbook on self-destructing paper, and while that would make it a very limited edition, the costs associated are kind of prohibitive.
So for 2008’s limited edition chapbook extravaganza, I’ve put together the first ever Wil Wheaton Sampler. With the help of my editor Andrew, who is a former ninja warrior and recreational time traveler, I’ve pulled together things I like from all three of my books, my blog, and this groovy collaborative fiction project I play with called Ficlets. I’ve also included, for the first time anywhere, one of the scripts I wrote for a sketch comedy show at the ACME Comedy Theater.
I am really proud of Sunken Treasure, and I think Andrew (my friend and editor) and I came up with something really special. I only sold about a dozen of them at San Jose Super-Con (there really weren't that many people there this year) and since I'm not welcome at the Creation convention in Vegas, the only places you can get copies of it will be Comic-Con and PAX. I'm anxious to get these little books out into the wild, though, so I hope you'll tell everyone you know, for a grand total of 150 people (you guys can coordinate this, right?) to come by the Dumbrella booth and check it out. It's so weird to make something I'm so proud of, and only get to share it with a handful of people so far.
I don't know if I'll be particularly motivated to post while I'm away. I'll likely be posting all sorts of things to Twitter, including where I am and when I'll be signing. There will also be pithy observations about my fellow geeks, so you don't want to miss that. Erm, provided I can avoid the fail whale, that is. Ahem.
The Internet is quiet as hell lately. I feel like I'm talking into an empty tube, so thanks for reading and commenting; it makes me feel a little less like a crazy old man with no pants standing on the corner ranting about the weather.


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starmind
 | 08:17 pm - Service I became confused when I heard these terms which reference the word 'service'.
Internal Revenue 'Service' U.S. Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' T.V. 'Service' Civil 'Service' City & County Public 'Service' Customer 'Service' This is not what I thought 'service' meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into perspective. I now understand what all those 'service' agencies are doing to us.
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apothecarium [agingdragqueen]
 | 08:53 pm - Cockroaches! Hello! I know this has probably been asked before- but I can't find anything too recently or in the memories, very sorry!
I have a slight cockroach problem in a new apartment. I see a couple new dead ones every day and very rarely a live one. They are small which suggests to me that they may have made this place their home in the interim when the last residents left and before I moved in- which is perhaps a way of convincing myself that this is not a total infestation! All of the roaches I've found are in the kitchen (I've seen no trace of them upstairs at all), and I have been keeping it meticulous since we moved in (taking out trash asap, etc.), which has been easy since I now hate to be in the kitchen and can't bring myself to cook yet.
Anyway! My main goal is to cull their numbers to something very less on the level of gross. I have three cats who like to eat and drink anything they find available to them (despite the fact that they're fed and watered very well!!!)- so I'm hoping to find a cat-friendly deterrent. Google has been no help since most places suggest some sort of mix of borax or a "vegas" water trap (which I'm afraid my cats may try to drink out of or play a game of fetch the buggy which would render the whole thing useless). I have a few roach motels around, but it seems like they're avoiding them. I want to say I've heard vinegar will help deter bugs, but I do want to go ahead and just kill the rest of these guys in here, bleh.
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lkh_blogfeed
| 08:12 pm - New Phone
http://blog.laurellkhamilton.org/2008/07/new-phone.html I’m listening to My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, "Sex on Wheels". It was one of four songs that made the short list for my choice of ring tones for Jonathon. One of the things that finally drove me to get a new uber techie phone was a desire for personalized ring tones. Shallow, true, but sometimes when you’re afraid of something it’s all about the fun. I’m intimidated by technology, but it was either get a phone that had a calendar, a to do list, the works, or continue to lug around the huge day planner. The one I found that finally worked was like a freaking hardback book. It was heavy and awkward to carry around. Jon and most of the people we work with on both coasts have blackberries, or some other uber tech phone. It takes the place of the huge day planner. I vowed I would learn to use the new phone. First, we went to the store and I chose the phone, not Jon. The mistake we’d made in the past was that Jon would choose something for me, and when we got it home I couldn’t work it. This time I made him not help me at the store at all, on the theory that if I couldn’t work it at the store it was not coming home with me. I am now the proud owner of a Palm Centro. It has a calendar, a to do list, and little alarms to help me remember things. I’ve carried it for several days, and I’m still happy with it. I can still work it. Cool.
Jon has had to help me a couple of times, or explain something that didn’t make intuitive sense to me, but overall it’s my phone. And the day planner can stay on my desk where it belongs.
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starmind
 | 03:27 pm - Nice... ...I got a great compliment from my DM today. He was just here, and we'd finished a chat about how the store was doing this week. For the most part, everything is fine. Everyone's showing up on time, the stock is doing what it's supposed to, sales are even, all is pretty much going as it should.
As he was leaving, he told my Receiver and myself "You two are doing a great job. This is the only store I DON'T have to worry about this week, it seems. Something is going wrong at every other store."
So yeah, a nice little warm fuzzy. I know that he'd intended to be worrying over this store, with the manager on vacation.
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bitsofmymind
 | 01:11 pm - A meme before work The rules are simple: post a positive comment about a few people on your friend-list, but do so anonymously. Like so:
1. You have become like a sister to me. We have so much in common, and we have the best conversations. I admire you alot, because you go through so much, yet you remain so strong. I love you.
2. You have gone through so much lately, and it's torn me apart to see you so unhappy, because you are one of the most amazing men I have ever known and you deserve all of the love and happiness in the world.
3. In the past few weeks of us talking, you have become one of my closest friends. You make me laugh and our conversations never feel weird or forced. I look forward to our talks, because they always brighten up my day. You are always supportive and caring and compassionate. I'm blessed to have you in my life and I am a better person for knowing you.
4. You have been painfully burned in the past by your ex, but you aren't afraid to open up and love again. I admire that so much. I look up to you alot, and I strive to be more like you.
5. I don't know you as well as I would like to, because you are a new friend, but your kindness and generosity touches me deeply. You are so sincere and genuine, and that means the world to me.
6. You are way too hard on yourself. You are beautiful, inside and out, and I am so lucky to know you.
7. I'm happy that you are taking steps for you and your little one. It takes alot of courage to do what you are doing, and I admire that. I'm so glad to have e-met you. You always make me laugh, and you are so easy to talk to.
8. I sit back and read your LJ and watch how you juggle a husband, kids, and and all of your responsibilities...I admire that you handle your life with such grace and dignity, even when it comes to e-snarking. You are a positive example for LJ mommies.
9. I wish I could help you feel stronger and more positive about yourself. You are worth more than you know. I <3 you.
10. You are talented. When I listen to you play your music, it takes me to a peaceful place. I could listen to you play for hours. You should recognize just talent more. Current Mood: busy
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bitsofmymind
 | 12:28 pm Why the fuck do I keep waking up in the midst of a panic attack? What the hell is going on in my head?
Am I crazy? Am I completely losing it? Current Mood: anxious
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klfjoat
 | 11:56 am - QOTD "There is an old time toast which is golden for its beauty. 'When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend.'" -- Mark Twain
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plinko
 | 08:44 am - Batman Whee! Yesterday afternoon, I went to see the Batman movie. It was awesome. I won't blabber too much about it. But, what I will say, I'll put behind a cut.
( Snippity snippity. )
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orange_tictac
 | 07:13 am - New York - Day #4 Yesterday was pretty relaxed. We hit the Empire State Building first thing in the morning, then went down to the water to see the Statue of Liberty. The lines for the ferries were insane, and you have to be there bright and early to have a chance at tickets, so we didn't actually go out to the island. Just admired from afar. We wandered around a while then Matt and I came back to the hotel to change, and then it was off to baseball. We had amazing seats last night, down on the first level. It was pretty incredible. We were sitting next to four middle aged New Yorkers who were really chatty the whole game. They told us everything we needed to know about New York - the best pizza near our hotel, what to eat at the Shae stadium game, where to go for cheap Broadway tickets. It was great.
Plus we beat the hell out of the Twins again, who could ask for more?
This morning we're having breakfast and then it's straight off to the stadium for game three :) Our seats are way back up on the third tier but that's okay. It's Yankee stadium. I'm just sad it's our last game.
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askthekinksters [piratemech]
 | 09:06 pm Hi all, Long time lurker, first time poster. I'm on the verge of a new sexual friendship with a hawt (and much older) Domme. I experimented in my last relationship with D/s, and it's definitely something I want to experience more of, but I'm a bit nervous about the huge feelings of relief and fulfillment I think I'll feel when I begin to play with this domme as my fantasies are realised... I'm scared I'll mistake those feelings for emotional attachment to her. Anybody who's been in that situation before, is there any advice? Mistakes you made? I'm not really sure how to avoid thinking that I'm falling for her. She has a Dom of her own, which doesn't bother me but it does change things somewhat. Any advice / comments would be appreciated.
Also, she's quite into puppy play... I'm struggling to find information on what that's all about, any hints?
Cheers dex
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